Bro Brahs on the Bus

Tonight I have a special feature of the people´s blog for you. My girlfriend, P.O.D., will be guest blogging . . . actually she´s going to recount the dialogue between 2 bro brahs on the town shuttle bus today.

I´ll set the scene real quickly . . . she got on the bus after work to ride back to town and 2 guys had just finished snowboarding and were talking loudly so that everybody on the bus could hear how cool they were. And that includes a number of elementary aged school kids. They were the kind of guys we call bro brahs around here . . . too cool for school . . . life completely and utterly evolves around the snow . . . everything is sick or gnarly and they take things that are both sick and gnarly very seriously.

Take it away P.O.D. . . .

Bro Brah #1: I work at Leveliron bro. F**kin´sick man. I have access to the tuning room anytime dude. That´s why I don´t give a sh*t about my board. Even if I get a gnarly core shot, I can go in there anytime and fix it during the night.

Bro Brah #2: Sick dude. That´s f**kin´awesome.

Bro Brah #1: Yeah man . . . I mean if you ever get a f**kin core shot to your board you can bring it in with a 30-pack of PBR or a 12-pack of Kind and we´ll fix it up man.

Bro Brah #2: Sick dude. That´s f**kin´awesome. Actually my friend taught me how to tune and wax last Winter. I used to go to his shop and tune. I grabbed some of the blue wax and some of the purple and some epoxy bro and it was sick.

Bro Brah #1: Yeah what kind of wax you been usin´lately bro?

Bro Brah #2: I´ve been mixing the blue and the f**kin´purple brah.

Bro Brah #1: Yeah that´s sick man, I´ve been using the blue. Dude, this girl came in the other day to get her skis tuned and she was this girl that worked at Leveliron before and she wouldn´t work for me once so I put the f**kin yellow wax on her skis bra. Dude it was awesome . . . I saw her on the groomers mad stomping around like a slug. That´s what ya get when ya don´t work for people man.

Bro Brah #2: Sick dude. That´s f**kin´awesome.